Out of the mouth of babes…..
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, “That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.”
A mother asked her children as they were on the way to church service, “Why is it necessary to be quiet in church”? Her little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”
Another mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson so she said,
“If Jesus were sitting here right now, He would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’ Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus!”
A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
“Daddy, what happened to him?” the son asked.
“He died and went to Heaven,” the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said, “Did God throw him back down?”
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” Her mother responded, “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The child thought about this for a moment then said, “So… why is the groom wearing black?”